The Federation of Razdor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bolshoi Ragnorov with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.942 billion Razdorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murometz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Razdorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 258,894 rubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,546,429 per year while the poor average 19,749, a ratio of 78.3 to 1.

Preservative-laden Razdorian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor, gamblers often find their stakes burnt, and foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Bolshoi Ragnorov. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Razdor's national animal is the Rambeetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oriental Christianity.

Razdor is ranked 9,067^th in the world and 4^th in Corsair for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6,049.68 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.