The Kingdom of Polar Mountain is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 8.189 billion Polar Mountainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitoline. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Polar Mountainian economy, worth 549 trillion mads a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,058 mads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A light breeze is enough to make Leader fold, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, light entertainment isn't dead, and patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polar Mountain's national animal is the Red-furred Arctic Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Polar Mountain is ranked 20,913^th in the world and 1,142^nd in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,161.82 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.