Population | 2.514 billion |
Capital | Gonlundeil |
Leader | Uz Canccha |
Faith | Starelooid |
Currency | Ceten |
Animal | White Crane |
The Most Serene Republic of Ulinzistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Uz Canccha with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.514 billion Ulinzistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonlundeil. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Ulinzistani economy, worth 179 trillion Cetens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,436 Cetens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Treason is relative, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, and newspapers are celebrating Uz Canccha saving over a million cats from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulinzistan's national animal is the White Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Starelooid.
Ulinzistan is ranked 280,901st in the world and 3,551st in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ulinzistan was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Ulinzistan was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Ulinzistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Best Weather, and Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Ulinzistan endorsed The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Ulinzistan was endorsed by The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Following new legislation in Ulinzistan, newspapers are celebrating Uz Canccha saving over a million cats from trees.
- : Ulinzistan endorsed The Florida Man of Zoran.
- : Ulinzistan was endorsed by The Florida Man of Zoran.
- : Ulinzistan endorsed The Impractical Matriarchy of Eyluvmenia.
- : Ulinzistan was endorsed by The Impractical Matriarchy of Eyluvmenia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 71 » Overthinkers, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Corbeil, Bhang Bhang Duc, Apexiala, Mediobogdum, Hyperion Towers, Hamburg Neo, Willow Gate, Fotisdia, Varanius, Pandaland II, Pachecos, Occidius, Glorious Existence, DiscGolfLand, Inner Ryxtylopia, Bucals Kagotoaion, Shaktirajya, Diet coke enjoyers, Tropical Isles, The Warriors of Determination, Outlandian Empire, Algueneia, Sindria, Podium, Great Jameston, Greg Tucker, Guam-North Mariana, Hongg Kong, Taylor Allison Swift, Astra Prime, Nas Crustium, Muad-Dib, SPHRANTZES, Burakis, Rotvania, Marina Nova, Q The Almighty, Theeronia, Infinite Star, Tithio, New Belia, New Caterse, Win Mints, Triestine, East Pal Giulia, United Korinthia, Arkengia, Wickedly evil people, and 21 others.Guitermot, Kabirstan, Dilber, Moriari, Tsangenya, Koerle, Isachile Tum, Nacaome, RelentlessPirates, Twisted Duality, New Vodars Synesscol, Pushistia, Hexion, Woolfbetia, Eidechse, Jigsland, Nes Repuland, Eyluvmenia, Zoran, Dalimbar, and Fujai.