The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Photios VI with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.027 billion Fotisdians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nas Osanna. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fotisdian economy, worth 769 trillion kimwniums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,094 kimwniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Fotisdia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fotisdia's national animal is the Bat with a B, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nassosism.

Fotisdia is ranked 4,745^th in the world and 79^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,427.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.