Population | 16.205 billion |
Capital | Cyeze |
Currency | Kall |
Animal | Penguin |
The Serene Republic of Triestine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.205 billion Triestines are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyeze. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Triestini economy, worth a remarkable 1,996 trillion Kalls a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,193 Kalls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triestine's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Triestine is ranked 288,860th in the world and 3,715th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Triestine was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Triestine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, Most Influential, Highest Food Quality, and Most Stationary.
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Queendom of Ukentina.
- : Triestine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Impractical Matriarchy of Eyluvmenia.
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Florida Man of Zoran.
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Socialist Monarchy of Hexion.
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 63 » The Undivided, Dilber, Pandaland II, Sindria, Condonohia, Tropical Isles, Moriari, Mediobogdum, Nas Crustium, DiscGolfLand, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Aldesport, Av Libertas Vindex, Podium, Tithio, Overthinkers, Greg Tucker, Glorious Existence, Hongg Kong, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Muad-Dib, Willow Gate, Corbeil, Apexiala, New Belia, Nes Repuland, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Guitermot, Shaktirajya, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Savitri, Laudesia, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Orson Welles, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Yardies, Yy4u, Diet coke enjoyers, Fotisdia, Ulinzistan, Algueneia, Mediocre Talents, Succedania, Tsangenya, Arkengia, and 13 others.Wickedly evil people, Kabirstan, Taylor Allison Swift, Isachile Tum, Nacaome, RelentlessPirates, Pushistia, Hexion, Zoran, Eyluvmenia, Ukentina, Fujai, and Dalimbar.