The Federal Republic of Pachecos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Foxer with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.442 billion Pachecos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pachyeco. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pacheco economy, worth 180 trillion Pacoes a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,975 Pacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foxer's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pachecos's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pachecos is ranked 272,278^th in the world and 3,411^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.