The Free Land of Osimiria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Innocent Perikeme Arnold with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.491 billion Osimirians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nnukwu Ulo. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Osimirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion olaochas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,851 olaochas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime is totally unknown. Osimiria's national animal is the black panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Osimiria is ranked 287,802^nd in the world and 445^th in The League for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.45 kickbacks per hour.