The Republic of Northern Monrovia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Giovanni Delarosa with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.086 billion Northern Monrovians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banff. The average income tax rate is 41.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Monrovian economy, worth 465 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,782 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, and the parliament doubled in size recently. Crime is totally unknown. Northern Monrovia's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Northern Monrovia is ranked 41,563^rd in the world and 105^th in The League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.05 law-abiding acts per hour.