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Jarenovans, Unite! Emperor Markus Voelker
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,811thMost Patriotic: 6,568thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,669th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Jarenova

Population12.924 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderEmperor Markus Voelker

CurrencyJaren
AnimalEagle

The Empire of Jarenova is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Markus Voelker with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.924 billion Jarenovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jarenovan economy, worth a remarkable 1,380 trillion Jarens a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,843 Jarens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, edutainment video games are taking Jarenova's students to the next level, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarenova's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jarenova is ranked 23,701st in the world and 31st in The League for Smartest Citizens, with 56.32 quips per hour.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,811thMost Patriotic: 6,568thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,669thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,586thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,965thLargest Black Market: 10,805thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,421stTop
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Most Influential: 13,518thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,774thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,017thHighest Economic Output: 15,038thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,969thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,119thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,083rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,167thLowest Crime Rates: 19,573rdMost Cultured: 20,091stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 21,619thBest Weather: 21,940thSmartest Citizens: 23,701stHighest Poor Incomes: 25,095thLargest Populations: 25,170th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jarenova, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarenova, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Jarenova voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Northern Borland".
  • : Jarenova voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sexual Predator Registry Act".
  • : Jarenova endorsed The Free Land of Osimiria.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarenova, edutainment video games are taking Jarenova's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarenova, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Jarenova voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Historical Founderless Region Preservation Act ".
  • : Jarenova voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Removal of Space Debris".
  • : Following new legislation in Jarenova, billions of Jarens are spent to take high-quality photos of the Eagle Nebula.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Osimiria, Creeperopolis, Beroak, Greater Jumpiellia, Helabima, Morosharia, and Sapientiano.

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