Population | 5.829 billion |
Capital | Brexton |
Leader | James Everest Jr |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Ralk |
Animal | Bird |
The Bird-Loving Republic of Salarnsia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by James Everest Jr with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.829 billion Salarnsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brexton. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Salarnsian economy, worth 950 trillion Ralks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 163,055 Ralks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The SWAT team always rings twice, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, tourists visit Salarnsia to mass-moon Salarnsian politicians, and religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention. Crime is totally unknown. Salarnsia's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Salarnsia is ranked 7,542nd in the world and 157th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 179.75 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Salarnsia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Salarnsia, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
- : Following new legislation in Salarnsia, tourists visit Salarnsia to mass-moon Salarnsian politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Salarnsia, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
- : Salarnsia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Salarnsia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Salarnsia, the SWAT team always rings twice.
- : Following new legislation in Salarnsia, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : Following new legislation in Salarnsia, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
- : Following new legislation in Salarnsia, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
World Assembly
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