The Kingdom of Iceagea is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Tug with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.622 billion Iceageans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tusko. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Iceagean economy, worth 836 trillion Neandes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,704 Neandes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new hit series "Iceagea's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iceagea's national animal is the Mammoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iceagea is ranked 6,592^nd in the world and 134^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 188.76 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.