The Mr Tambourine Man of New Eestiball is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ann O'Nymous with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.216 billion Estonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,678 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 232,553 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 291,322^nd in the world and 1,435^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.21 kickbacks per hour.