The Queendom of Oceanena is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, soft-spoken computers, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 117 million Oceanions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Oceanenic economy, worth 2.70 trillion Kics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 23,086 Kics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, all you have to do is pray to get into Oceanena, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, and contestants on Oceanena's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanena's national animal is the Leafy Sea Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Oceanena is ranked 330,932^nd in the world and 2,622^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.