The Not a Nationstate of Not Germanee is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Not Otto von Bismark with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.211 billion Not Germans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Berlin. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Not German economy, worth 781 trillion Cash-Moneys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 150,037 Cash-Moneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Not Germanee's national animal is the Chainsaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not The Imperial Cult.

Not Germanee is ranked 324,595^th in the world and 202^nd in Benigtopia for Safest, scoring 5.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.