Population | 48.153 billion |
Capital | Serradia |
Leader | Emperor Zeal I |
Faith | None |
Currency | Alerican Dollar |
Animal | Blue Whale |
The Restored Empire of Natopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Zeal I with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 48.153 billion Natopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serradia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Natopian economy, worth an astonishing 22,941 trillion Alerican Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 476,433 Alerican Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,572,699 per year while the poor average 107,980, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.
The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the latest political memes depict Emperor Zeal I as an overly-choreographed robot, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", and stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Natopia's national animal is the Blue Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is None.
Natopia is ranked 1,434th in the world and 41st in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,120.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Natopia, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
- : Following new legislation in
Natopia, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
- : Following new legislation in
Natopia, the latest political memes depict Emperor Zeal I as an overly-choreographed robot.
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Natopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Natopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in
Natopia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in
Natopia, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in
Natopia, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Emperor Zeal I Pics" has made Emperor Zeal I's mom a celebrity.
- : Following new legislation in
Natopia, trains and passengers alike are often late.
- : Following new legislation in
Natopia, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales.