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The Legend Shall Never Die
Largest Populations: 28thMost Cheerful Citizens: 73rdHighest Economic Output: 101st
The Restored Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Natopia

Population48.153 billion

CapitalSerradia
LeaderEmperor Zeal I
FaithNone

CurrencyAlerican Dollar
AnimalBlue Whale

The Restored Empire of Natopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Zeal I with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 48.153 billion Natopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serradia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Natopian economy, worth an astonishing 22,941 trillion Alerican Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 476,433 Alerican Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,572,699 per year while the poor average 107,980, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the latest political memes depict Emperor Zeal I as an overly-choreographed robot, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", and stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Natopia's national animal is the Blue Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is None.

Natopia is ranked 1,434th in the world and 41st in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,120.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 28thMost Cheerful Citizens: 73rdHighest Economic Output: 101stLargest Mining Sector: 153rdMost Patriotic: 179thSmartest Citizens: 201stMost Scientifically Advanced: 368thLargest Information Technology Sector: 383rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 497thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 565thSafest: 622ndHighest Average Incomes: 675thLargest Publishing Industry: 694thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 742ndMost Armed: 878thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,202ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,241stHealthiest Citizens: 1,405thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,434thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,498thLargest Governments: 1,537thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,629thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,958thMost Developed: 2,075thLowest Crime Rates: 2,202ndRudest Citizens: 2,211thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,375thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,613thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,912thMost Efficient Economies: 3,143rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,033rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,526thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,087thMost Cultured: 5,720thLargest Retail Industry: 9,216thMost Secular: 10,609thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,037thHighest Food Quality: 14,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,258thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,163rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 22,788thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,512thMost Inclusive: 29,293rd
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41st in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 71st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 76th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionMost Developed: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 159th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 190th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 212th in the regionMost Cultured: 250th in the regionMost Secular: 267th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 533rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 543rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 594th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, the latest political memes depict Emperor Zeal I as an overly-choreographed robot.
  • : Natopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Natopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Emperor Zeal I Pics" has made Emperor Zeal I's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, trains and passengers alike are often late.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales.

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