A lesser seer of acts moonlit
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 517thMost Influential: 1,358thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,222nd
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Malphe II

Population10.173 billion

FaithCult of the Horned Rat

CurrencyNondescript Coin
AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hazel-Malphe with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.173 billion Malphaes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Malphaen economy, worth 635 trillion Nondescript Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,491 Nondescript Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, Hazel-Malphe has promised 'power to the puppies', and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.

Malphe II is ranked 15,217th in the world and 802nd in Osiris for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.95 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 517thMost Influential: 1,358thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,222ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,661stMost Pacifist: 7,389thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,943rdSafest: 8,755thNicest Citizens: 10,033rdBest Weather: 10,062ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,114thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,180thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,379thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,378thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,869thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,101stHealthiest Citizens: 15,217thMost Stationary: 16,853rdMost Inclusive: 18,867thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,368thMost Income Equality: 19,636thHighest Food Quality: 20,757thSmartest Citizens: 22,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,262ndMost Cultured: 23,404th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 203rd in the regionMost Stationary: 210th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 320th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 367th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 377th in the regionMost Income Equality: 454th in the regionMost Politically Free: 455th in the regionSafest: 484th in the regionNicest Citizens: 503rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 504th in the regionBest Weather: 505th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 631st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 634th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 664th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 698th in the region

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