The Worthless Pawn of Kuramia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loki with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 15.438 billion Kuramians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, International Aid, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lokiarchaeota. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kuramian economy, worth 800 trillion addas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 51,844 addas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer addas on liquor and tobacco, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, light entertainment isn't dead, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kuramia's national animal is the liluye, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kuramia is ranked 167,913^th in the world and 729^th in Europeia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 58.07 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.