The United States of JPDR is a fledgling, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6 million JPDRians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The strong JPDRian economy, worth 307 billion PESETAS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 51,183 PESETAS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,357 per year while the poor average 7,894, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, and food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JPDR's national animal is the TORO, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

JPDR is ranked 191,077^th in the world and 2,985^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 22.71 Effective Tax Rate.