The Kingdom of Hipeara is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Helga with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.42 billion Hipearans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arovon. The average income tax rate is 12.4%.

The very strong Hipearan economy, worth 103 trillion Hipearan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,006 Hipearan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Hipearan river dolphin, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hipeara's national animal is the Hipearan river dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Orbitism.

Hipeara is ranked 170,397^th in the world and 5^th in World of Lostoria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.36 on the Bus Surprisal Index.