Population | 2.913 billion |
Capital | Holyland |
Leader | Supreme Bishop |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Paladanian Prayer |
Animal | Trinity Lamb |
The Holy Empire of Paladani is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Bishop with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 2.913 billion Paladanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holyland. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Paladanian economy, worth 439 trillion Paladanian Prayers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,925 Paladanian Prayers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty", immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paladani's national animal is the Trinity Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Paladani is ranked 4,141st in the world and 213th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 133.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
- : Paladani was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : Paladani was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Paladani was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Paladani was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Influential, and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty".
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 146 » Varisland, Kandorith, Gorundu, Dreadton, Oannia, Wolffoxia, Corfad, Koda-Land, Great Bights Mum, The Rhein States, Kwaj, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Radicaster, Shibutani, Filibustra, Bankowiata, Laforeia, Ethnon, Former English Colony, Inspiratus, Ennomeria, Salish-Cascadia, The Confederate States of America, Chukstik Illahi, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Dicko, Walter Jackson, Pallaith, Vexilia, Unsophisticate, Argylia, Amdupe, Loutsland, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Lemonbiscuits, Darkanistan, Aguaria Major, PlanetMercury, Russila, Jeltronian WA Mission, Horrorlandian State, Simone Republic, Harjad, The Soviet States of Europe, New Lakemba, North Jus Intius, Kranostav, and 96 others.Omnistria, Etanur, North Bratislava, Votak Matim, Seenvorland, Zerentopia, Chipoli, Territorio di Nessuno, Regallio, Frances Francis the First of France, Xagill, Maott, Atrito, Pyos Ter, Esperonia, Gragadoia, Wilkshire, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Austro-Bavarian States, PotatoFarmers, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Singamadri, South Parter, Wineclaw, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Unshleepd, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Pinky Queen, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Arucaria, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Alogiada, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Aerilia, Zandos, Nationeer, Republiqueducroissant, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Small Venezia, Love Shack, Furballland, Luminerra, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Ereena, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Texaska, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Neptunian Military Administration, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Hikki, and Comfed.