The United Socialist States of Gamelia Federation is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 252 million Gamelia Federationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gamelia Federationian economy, worth 13.3 trillion USGS a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,798 USGS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gamelia Federation's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gamelia Federation is ranked 156,286^th in the world and 732^nd in Europeia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 54.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.