The Federation of Experina is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.869 billion Experinans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 6.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Experinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 113,506 ExperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People are offered free trials to go to trial, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars, guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Experina, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 15,118^th in the world and 853^rd in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 57.31 on the Kitten Softness Rating.