The Posadism of Eulogist is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nova with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 5.784 billion Eulogistians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Caves of Steel. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eulogistian economy, worth a remarkable 1,420 trillion flours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,613 flours, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eulogist's national animal is the noodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wonton.

Eulogist is ranked 202,706^th in the world and 359^th in The Leftist Assembly for Safest, scoring 42.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.