The Theocracy of ElpmaxE hcieR is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.025 billion Sujetos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicolandia. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong ElpmaxE hcieRian economy, worth 132 trillion Oroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 65,488 Oroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Leader, the latest superhero movie features a caped Águila with adamantium claws, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElpmaxE hcieR's national animal is the Águila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ElpmaxE hcieR is ranked 129,423^rd in the world and 575^th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 875.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.