The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.782 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 16,829 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 513,378 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, Mark Costello's Twitcher account is typically used to share elephant memes rather than government policy, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 25^th in the world and 2^nd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 99.05 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.