The Queendom of Kyrisland is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 135 million Kyrislandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kyrislandian economy, worth 5.54 trillion Kyrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,060 Kyrians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Large areas of Kyrisland are not accessible by the public, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Kyrislandians any less frightened, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrisland's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kyrisland is ranked 19,925^th in the world and 510^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,030.41 pounds of wildlife per square mile.