The Tsardom-Hetmanate of Russian Ukraina is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ivan with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.555 billion Russki Ukraintsy are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novy Kharkov. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Russki Ukrainski economy, worth 836 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,697 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, enterprising game developers are a hop, skip, and a double-jump away from arrest, and imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian Ukraina's national animal is the Kon', which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Russian Ukraina is ranked 1,149^th in the world and 33^rd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 115.87 flags saluted per person per day.