The Socialist Commonwealth of Alogiada is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dænæil Kæsíìuđæ with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.516 billion Alogiadani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ækaíìsi. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Alogi economy, worth 197 trillion Zais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,989 Zais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Dænæil Kæsíìuđæ is a silly poophead, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and the treehouse in Alogiadan Buffalo Park is the tallest building in Alogiada. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alogiada's national animal is the Alogiadan Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Austronesian Christianity.

Alogiada is ranked 6,098^th in the world and 242^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,926.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.