The United Republic of Aurasreich is a massive, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.218 billion Aurasreichians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iron City. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aurasreichian economy, worth 483 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,365 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurasreich's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aurasreich is ranked 14,529^th in the world and 545^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,386.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.