The United States of AJTON is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by AJ Oricoli with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.801 billion AJTONS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jocksun. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AJTONEST economy, worth 540 trillion AJTS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,505 AJTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and the atmosphere in AJTONEST boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. AJTON's national animal is the Cheetasaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenic and Christianity.

AJTON is ranked 276,673^rd in the world and 5,997^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.6 flags saluted per person per day.