The Federal Corporate Union of Cananirevins is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Federal Corporate President Cananirevius with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.817 billion Cananirevinsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cananirevium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cananirevinsian economy, worth 731 trillion C-Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 151,888 C-Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 452,958 per year while the poor average 39,882, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

People are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-C-Dollar charge on their phone bill, and preservative-laden Cananirevinsian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cananirevins's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporate Cananirevi Church.

Cananirevins is ranked 15,893^rd in the world and 16^th in Cape of Good Hope for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.32 law-abiding acts per hour.