The Christian Realm of Letitflood is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Jameson with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.563 billion Letitfloodians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deluge. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Letitfloodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,670 trillion Letitfloodian pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 300,249 Letitfloodian pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, business is banging at no-tell motels, contracting work is a family-run enterprise, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Letitflood's national animal is the Letitfloodian buzzard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Letitflood is ranked 8,886^th in the world and 3^rd in Cape of Good Hope for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 96,380.12 Standard Monetary Units.