The Rei Khans Wife of North South North West Kansas is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kiki with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.671 billion Kansans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SKO BUFFS. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The all-consuming Kansan economy, worth 630 trillion Toasts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 134,964 Toasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and Kansan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North South North West Kansas's national animal is the Toaster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toast.

North South North West Kansas is ranked 1,318^th in the world and 3^rd in Cape of Good Hope for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,530.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.