The Federal Republic of Eleuthelrium is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 5.236 billion Eleuthelriumians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperitas. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eleuthelriumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,782 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 340,400 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime is totally unknown. Eleuthelrium's national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eleuthelrium is ranked 9,210^th in the world and 220^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,611.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.