The Jingoistic States of Stingoistic Jates is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Caecus Val IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.217 billion Jates enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Roof. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Stingoistic economy, worth 137 trillion treasures a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 112,572 treasures, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, the government has repealed elections for fear of 'mob rule', and the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stingoistic Jates's national animal is the seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is connectifia abortus.

Stingoistic Jates is ranked 50,122^nd in the world and 1,099^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,337.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.