The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 139 million Haya-Nagatoroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Haya-Nagatoroan economy, worth 10.6 trillion pengins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,367 pengins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Senpai, and nobody knows why the caged Senpai sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haya-Nagatoro's national animal is the Senpai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haya-Nagatoro is ranked 75,412^th in the world and 1,569^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,850.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.