The Dominion of Albend is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 561 million Albanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albendopolis. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Albanian economy, worth 49.9 trillion harps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,935 harps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albend's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Albend is ranked 47,080^th in the world and 1,029^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,582.52 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.