Population | 2.579 billion |
Capital | Helsinki |
Leader | PM Terio |
Faith | None |
Currency | Hazahm Pound |
Animal | Beaver |
The Finnish Nation of Hazahmkong is a massive, genial nation, ruled by PM Terio with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.579 billion Hazahmkongians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Hazahmkongian economy, worth 248 trillion Hazahm Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,547 Hazahm Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens select which government department gets their income tax Hazahm Pounds each year, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and hunters often become the hunted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hazahmkong's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Hazahmkong is ranked 40,432nd in the world and 887th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,169.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The South Pacific Delegate of Ebonhand.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The State of Chernaya Zvezda.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Nakayo.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Hazahmkong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The New Order of Sporaltryus.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Hacrela.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Budding Forest of Grace Wellesley Thayer.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 37 » Non-Believers, Wehraboos, Great Scapula, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Volaworand, 7 Trees, Goldnation, Aidenfieeld, Benese, Swenfia 2, Asarana, Tepertopia, Greater Fennovia, Blipp, Curlyhoward, Land Without Shrimp, Genoxelande, Differences-In-Differences, ANuadh, Bohenia, Lilli Lands, Nowa Europa, Eastern Juble Lux, America Gone Wrong, HawkoFon, Great Lothian, Amerion, Belschaft, Anarco Argentina, Grace Wellesley Thayer, SharttingToepia, Hacrela, Sporaltryus, Meglomania, Nakayo, Chernaya Zvezda, and Ebonhand.