The Figurehead Monarch of British Independence League Founder is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Francis II with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 18.26 billion Unwashed Masses are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped a Filthy Prole economy, worth 545 trillion Pleasantly Fragrant Flaming Bunnies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,899 Pleasantly Fragrant Flaming Bunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Independence League Founder's national animal is the Technicolour Flea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Independence League Founder is ranked 60,355^th in the world and 7^th in Pax Britannia for Safest, scoring 99.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.