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Most Secular: 4,198thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,171stLargest Retail Industry: 6,571st
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Civil Rights
Rare
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Frightening
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Ancient Babylon

Population1.269 billion

CapitalBabylon
LeaderEmperor Nebuzar
FaithThe Holy Order of the Crown

CurrencyDong
AnimalLion

The Empire of Ancient Babylon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Nebuzar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.269 billion Ancient Babylonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ancient Babylonian economy, worth 202 trillion Dong a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 159,543 Dong, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 656,156 per year while the poor average 25,576, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient Babylon's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Holy Order of the Crown.

Ancient Babylon is ranked 32,122nd in the world and 24th in Albastru for Most Developed, scoring 82.13 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Secular: 4,198thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,171stLargest Retail Industry: 6,571stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,746thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,116thFattest Citizens: 8,001stMost Influential: 8,591stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,985thLargest Mining Sector: 12,183rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,711thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,561stMost Efficient Economies: 14,600thTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,307thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,202ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,577thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,630thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,667thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,510thHighest Average Incomes: 21,787thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,912thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,572ndLowest Crime Rates: 24,583rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,650thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,610th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Babylon, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Babylon, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Babylon, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Babylon, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Babylon, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
  • : Ancient Babylon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Ancient Babylon adopted General Assembly Resolution #14 "".
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Babylon, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Babylon, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Babylon, Babylon University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.

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