The Riassi Republic of Riassi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emekri Zoulatesh with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.8 billion Riassis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riastok. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Riassi economy, worth 729 trillion Auremuses a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,876 Auremuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, the average video game can be completed over lunch break, and representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa. Crime is totally unknown. Riassi's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

Riassi is ranked 1,410^th in the world and 1^st in Albastru for Most Developed, scoring 98.29 on the Human Development Index.