The Sancta Res Publica Sororalis of Malaguetia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Malika Nalayana with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, feral children, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.431 billion Malaguetianeses love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kankurang. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Malaguetian economy, worth 112 trillion Cauris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 78,841 Cauris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, reddish-brown is the new black, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malaguetia's national animal is the Apis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Estrakanku.

Malaguetia is ranked 12,763^rd in the world and 6^th in Albastru for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,595.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.