The The socially accepted utopia of Comuny is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.454 billion Humans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comuny City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Comunyian economy, worth 784 trillion Grams of Dark Matters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 176,062 Grams of Dark Matters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and recognizing the Comunyian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comuny's national animal is the Arara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Immortal Science of the Proletariat.

Comuny is ranked 2,249^th in the world and 53^rd in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 145.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.