The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.972 billion Unsophisticateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth an astonishing 13,146 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 658,245 kals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 423^rd in the world and 16^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 12,122.5 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.