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¡Pa que vos veáis! Loís Deleuze
Most Primitive: 186thNudest: 801stMost Ignorant Citizens: 881st
The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Small Venezia

Population1.213 billion

CapitalMaracaibo and Paraguaipoa
LeaderLoís Deleuze
FaithCatharism

CurrencySilver Coin
AnimalMonkulonseerü

The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of Small Venezia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Loís Deleuze with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.213 billion Maracuchos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maracaibo and Paraguaipoa. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marabino economy, worth 121 trillion Silver Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 100,373 Silver Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is widely believed that the first citizen of Small Venezia was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O', speech bubbles are the soul of wit, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Small Venezia's national animal is the Monkulonseerü, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catharism.

Small Venezia is ranked 273,077th in the world and 5,943rd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 186thNudest: 801stMost Ignorant Citizens: 881stMost Devout: 988thHighest Drug Use: 1,450thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,881stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,895thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,160thTop
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Most Influential: 3,093rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,839thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,893rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,822ndBest Weather: 6,937thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,744thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,483rdMost Cultured: 9,534thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,018thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,498thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,713thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,124thHighest Food Quality: 19,188thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,617thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,547thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,056thLargest Black Market: 24,474thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,317th
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Most Primitive: 8th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 93rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 182nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 250th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 299th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 369th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 371st in the regionBest Weather: 385th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 390th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 406th in the regionMost Cultured: 421st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 427th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 464th in the regionMost Armed: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 550th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, speech bubbles are the soul of wit.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, it is widely believed that the first citizen of Small Venezia was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O'.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Marabino grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Small Venezia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Maracaibo and Paraguaipoa with effluent.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.

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