Goldenwing2

Goldenwing wrote:

But I don't know, I like the goddess one

I like the goddess one too, it's more of a epic poem.

its the birth of goldenwing lol

Goldenwing wrote:

its the birth of goldenwing lol

That's what I meant by the second one.

MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF THE CHEZBURGER

Whats up, regions of the world!

We will be doing a roleplay event for WORLD WAR ONE! We will be beginning in 1914 and ending in 1918! Since there are 5 years in this rp, there will be 5 weeks of rp, one per year. Here's how it will work fairly:

- The rp is merit-based, meaning the more you post, the more powerful you get!
- The chezburger will act as war mod
- You may implement whatever policies you want, but these will have consequences both good and bad.

The roleplay will be done on our DISCORD, linked in the World Factbook Entry of region=ihop!

Here's how you join! You may contact me on Discord by joining the server and then dm-ing me with what country you'd like to be! There are limited spots, and here are the countries!

German Empire
British Empire
French Republic
Russian Empire
United States
Austro-Hungarian Empire
Kingdom of Italy
Japanese Empire
Ottoman Empire
Kingdom of Serbia
Kingdom of Bulgaria
Canada
Australia
Kingdom of Romania
Kingdom of Belgium
British Raj (India)
Kingdom of Greece
Republic of Portugal
Republic of China
Japan

These are 21 countries! Contact me with any questions!

Make sure to join the discord!

Sincerely,
His Majesty The chezburger

Thanks for letting us have embassy!

np

Where did our founder go?

Hello! I am count Binface of Sigma IX, running to represent the British People and the Recyclons in Clacton! Here is my manifesto:

I will boost the region’s economy, prestige and fame.
I will cut your taxes, and raise everyone else’s.
Bus fares to be capped at £1.99, and 99 Flake ice-creams to cost no more than 99p.
I promise to spend more time in Clacton-on-Sea than in Washington DC, and to champion the area.
MPs who resign mid-parliament to be barred from the resulting by-election.
MPs who change party mid-parliament to be forced to face a by-election.
I pledge to build at least one affordable house.
Arcade grabber games to be made fairer so players actually have a chance to win.
Oil and gas companies to pay for solar panels for everyone. (From Jack, aged 10)
Regeneration of Walton Pier so it is just as great as Clacton Pier.
A windfall tax on cosy crime novels written (or 'written') by celebrities.
Potholes to be filled, using copies of the 2024 Labour Party Manifesto.
Parliament to be moved to my new Bin HQ, in Weeley, while the Palace of Westminster is restored.
People who drive past Clacton station with annoyingly loud exhausts to lose their licence.
I will not accept £5million gifts from crypto billionaires (on Earth).
A referendum on whether Pluto should regain its planet status.
The hand-dryer in the gents’ toilet at the Great Himalayas restaurant, Southport to be moved to a more sensible position.
Wayne Rooney to be new expert summariser for the BBC at Eurovision.
Count Binface to represent the UK at Eurovision 2027, with Clacton hosting Eurovision 2028.
I stand by my past manifestos: Ceefax, speakerphones, nationalising Adele, renaming HS2 ‘FFS!’, the hand-dryer at the Crown and Treaty, I’ve got it covered.

Vote Count Binface 2026! Make your votes COUNT!

The great count binface wrote:

Hello! I am count Binface of Sigma IX, running to represent the British People and the Recyclons in Clacton! Here is my manifesto:

I will boost the region’s economy, prestige and fame.
I will cut your taxes, and raise everyone else’s.
Bus fares to be capped at £1.99, and 99 Flake ice-creams to cost no more than 99p.
I promise to spend more time in Clacton-on-Sea than in Washington DC, and to champion the area.
MPs who resign mid-parliament to be barred from the resulting by-election.
MPs who change party mid-parliament to be forced to face a by-election.
I pledge to build at least one affordable house.
Arcade grabber games to be made fairer so players actually have a chance to win.
Oil and gas companies to pay for solar panels for everyone. (From Jack, aged 10)
Regeneration of Walton Pier so it is just as great as Clacton Pier.
A windfall tax on cosy crime novels written (or 'written') by celebrities.
Potholes to be filled, using copies of the 2024 Labour Party Manifesto.
Parliament to be moved to my new Bin HQ, in Weeley, while the Palace of Westminster is restored.
People who drive past Clacton station with annoyingly loud exhausts to lose their licence.
I will not accept £5million gifts from crypto billionaires (on Earth).
A referendum on whether Pluto should regain its planet status.
The hand-dryer in the gents’ toilet at the Great Himalayas restaurant, Southport to be moved to a more sensible position.
Wayne Rooney to be new expert summariser for the BBC at Eurovision.
Count Binface to represent the UK at Eurovision 2027, with Clacton hosting Eurovision 2028.
I stand by my past manifestos: Ceefax, speakerphones, nationalising Adele, renaming HS2 ‘FFS!’, the hand-dryer at the Crown and Treaty, I’ve got it covered.

Vote Count Binface 2026! Make your votes COUNT!

We are so dead right now.