The Serene Floral Decadence of Saint Dolmance is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Most Beautiful Saint Dolmance with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.557 billion Saint Dolmanceans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Most Resplendent City of Flowers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Dolmancean economy, worth 986 trillion Orchids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 115,317 Orchids, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The latest superhero movie features a caped Revered Honeybee with adamantium claws, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, belief that The Most Beautiful Saint Dolmance is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and citizens must pay to enjoy Saint Dolmance's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Saint Dolmance's national animal is the Revered Honeybee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Loyal Followers of Saint Dolmance.

Saint Dolmance is ranked 262,961^st in the world and 240^th in Forest for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.49 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.