The Colony of Chilledsville is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chilledenuff with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 19.161 billion Chilledsvilleans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hub. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilledsvillean economy, worth a remarkable 5,898 trillion Groats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 307,853 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Chilledenuff, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chilledsville's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chilledsville is ranked 290,853^rd in the world and 339^th in Forest for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -47.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.