The Esperantist Federation of Ouidland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Archbishop Torleif Volu with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, devout population of 5.506 billion Ouidfolk have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Freyr's. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ouidish economy, worth 561 trillion Nikeloes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,899 Nikeloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ouidland's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Vedic Heathenry.

Ouidland is ranked 135,245^th in the world and 645^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 716.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.