The Unfathomably Hungry Z-girl of Zombie Barmaid is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by One Rotten Brain Cell with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.777 billion Zombie Barmaids are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Top Shelf. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Barmaid economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion BARMAID coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,195 BARMAID coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 768,304 per year while the poor average 30,112, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

Top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie Barmaid's national animal is the Zombie Corgi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Tasty Brains.

Zombie Barmaid is ranked 320,643^rd in the world and 55^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.63 on the Bus Surprisal Index.